The Deadman's Crossing

IF YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THE STAFF PLEASE DO NOT GO BEHIND THE BAR!! This can cause confusion to our patrons ESPECIALLY when it's announced that our Tavern Event will be run as NPC Staff instead of the actual Staff.

There is no plot. Zero. None. Nada. This is simply a Tavern where people can come to crack a cold one with the boys or mingle with other people and get to know one another. It’s a warm, opening atmosphere with friendly faces and friendlier staff.

LEAVE YOUR WEAPONS IN THE BIN OF SHAME AT THE DOOR!

Deadman’s does not allow for explicit content at hosted events. You are not to push any sort of 18+ sexual content or proposition customers within the walls of the tavern. (Just use /tell please.)

The NPC outside of the Tavern holds items you may purchase to donate toward the bar itself. It’s completely optional!!

There is a ZERO TOLERANCE for attacking someone without giving knowledge to the other person. If they refuse to take part in the fight that’s the end of it. Walk away. Continued aggression toward the tavern patrons will prompt an automatic RP fight with the staff.

If a bar fight is to take place, it’s a roll of best two out of three with /random.

0 - 100 = Critical Fail

101 - 899 = A Hit

900 - 999 = Critical Hit

Ishgardian Mule - Ishgardian Vodka, Ginger Beer, and lime served in a cool copper mug.

Old Man - Rye Whiskey with a sugar cube and garnished with a La Noscean Orange wedge.

Full/New Moon - Silver Tequila, Grand Gobnier, and Lime Juice. With or Without salt around the rim.

The Boring Drink - Gin, Tonic and a Lime wedge. Served on the rocks.

Ricc’s Special - Sparkling Wine and chilled La Noscean Orange Juice.

Pink Princess - Hazelnut Liqueur, Pink-tinted Vanilla Tequila, and sugar.

Syndicate - Dunefolk Whiskey and Amaretto. Served in a gold-painted glass.

Bloody Moon - Vodka, Tomato Sauce, Goblin Hot Sauce, Lemon, salt and pepper. Garnished with a celery stick.

Simply Ale - Simple ale made in the Tavern’s downstairs microbrewery. Comes in Light and Dark varieties.

Ishgardian Brandy - Straight from the frozen hellscape that is Ishgard!

Thavnairian Rum - A strong, spiced rum. The gold, jewel-encrusted decanter means it’s the real thing-- and expensive!

Sage Brandy - Made by the Sage of Rhalgr’s Reach herself!

Rice Wine - A popular drink in Kugane.

Gyr Abanian Mead - A sweet, honey mead from Ala Mhigo.

Shroud Amarone - A strong, dry, long-lived red.

Bardolino - A light red wine. Garnet in color, dry and slightly bitter, sometimes lightly sparkling.

Sil'dih Wine - The rare, costly Ul’dahn red, named after the now gone city-state. Luscious black and red fruits with chewy tannins.

Maiden’s Blush - A light pink wine, dry to sweet flavor.

Ziggurat - Medium-bodied, crisp, white wine with spicy character.

Bacchus’s Wine - An incredibly sweet white wine.

Kaiser Bread - Made by Shipyard Sweets with the intentions to make it sit in the stomach and help soak alcohol.

Popoto Skins - Unpeeled popoto halves, hollowed and dressed with bacon, cheddar cheese and green onions.

Deep Fried Cheese Sticks - White and Cheddar cheese, breaded and deep fried to perfection.

Chocobo Wings - Dodo wings, spiced, cooked, and drenched in a secret hot sauce. Also comes in mild and no-sauce varieties.

Mints - Because sometimes you don’t want to go home with booze breath.

Water - On the tap, but better than nothing.

First Round - 100+

Second Round - 200+

Third Round - 400+

Fourth Round - 600+

Fifth Round - 701+

Draconic Whiskey - A lava-looking cinnamon whiskey served in a shot glass. Lit on fire and snuffed out to give the sensation of drinking fire; this certain alcohol feels like it sits in the stomach, but hits sooner than one would expect.

Death in a Glass - An unholy concoction of unknown alcohols. This specialized drink has a disgusting taste and is hard to hold down. Not for the faint of heart… At least one person has been known to have died from this completely black drink.

Chimera Venom - A sour cherry-apple hard cider tinted blue for looks. When chilled this special drink turns a deep purple and bubbles. The potency of this drink is still unknown due to the mystery of its origins.

Thunderous Rum - A dark rum mixed, with Prickly Pineapple and Island Coconut. It’s spiraled purple and white appearance and ELECTRIC taste is said to be an ode to the mythical beast Ixion.

Gobwalker Bomb - 10 parts Goblin Moonshine, 3 parts Goblin Vodka, and 1 part Secret Gobbie Boom™! This mixture is sure to give you a splitting headache by the time you’re done with it.

Hellfire’s Piss - Five alarm hot sauce, mixed with a spiced, aged whisky. Garnished with a Blood Pepper which is expected to be eaten. It’s said that after one has had a few drinks, they ‘feel it in the morning’.

Talv Bissette - Tavern Owner. Major mood swings. Beware the oncoming full moon.

Lu Azuma - Bodyguard? Owner's daughter? Who actually knows...

Nalgi Azuma - Server. Soft spoken. Pastel. Very personable.

Riccard Kinkaid - Quick-handed Barkeep. He likes to talk about Allagan stuff.

Ryuga Gotoku - Barkeep. Apparently all the ladies love him?

The Ugly Pumpkin - October TBD

TDC's New Year's Bash - TBD